urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?