Sometimes u just gotta be a ho

philipllester:

[sweats]

[pants heavily]

[whispers softly] uwu

[pOLICE SIRENS]

[CHILDREN SCREAMING]

vogue-hearts:

if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

curtest:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*