[whispers softly] uwu
if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out
her: u eat ass?
there should be a dating website called ebae
*washes hands with my tears*